What do real men wear?

There are lots of guys have problem with their manhood and they are not secure about who they are. A lot of them wear shirts with stupid lines like, 'real men wear black' or 'real men wear kilts.' But really, If you are real men and secure about your manhood, would you wear a shirt with those lines? I wouldn't. It is because I know I am a man and it doesn't matter what I wear.