Genie Joke
3 guys are walking on a beach. An american, and two Canadians; one of the from Vancouver, the other one from Quebec.
They stumble upon a magic genie lamp, and upon releasing the genie, they're granted 3 wishes - one wish each.
The american insists he goes first. He makes the typical selfish 'I wanna be rich' wish. The wish is granted.
The Quebecois starts monologuing about how he wants his province's culture and heritage protected and isolated from the rest of Canada, so as to not dilute the purity of his homeland, allowing them to be self-sufficient.To accomplish this, his wish is for a giant 50 foot wall to surround all of Quebec, separating it from the rest of the world. The wish is granted.
The Vancouverite just points at the Frenchie, and requests, "... I want you to fill that wall with water!"
* This joke is funny, but I am not a racist. I like Montreal and I want to visit the city in the near future.
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They stumble upon a magic genie lamp, and upon releasing the genie, they're granted 3 wishes - one wish each.
The american insists he goes first. He makes the typical selfish 'I wanna be rich' wish. The wish is granted.
The Quebecois starts monologuing about how he wants his province's culture and heritage protected and isolated from the rest of Canada, so as to not dilute the purity of his homeland, allowing them to be self-sufficient.To accomplish this, his wish is for a giant 50 foot wall to surround all of Quebec, separating it from the rest of the world. The wish is granted.
The Vancouverite just points at the Frenchie, and requests, "... I want you to fill that wall with water!"
* This joke is funny, but I am not a racist. I like Montreal and I want to visit the city in the near future.
posted by Raphael @ 3:49 PM
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