How to relax

My wife asked me about relaxation a few days ago.  She wanted know how I used to relax.    I don't even know what relaxation is, as I just do.  I live and try to have fun.  However, the older I am, the more stress I am getting.  I spend 5 days at work and I may have 2 days to relax.  Weekends don't mean jack to me as I still have plenty to do.  I need to run errands and it is very unusual if I can just sit and not to have a thing to do.

If I can find time to smoke, that means I have free time and that I don't have to worry about anything.    Having a Cigar is ultimate relaxation for me.  I can escape the world and not worry about anything.  I can just be.